*****SHOWTIME*****

netflix knows I love exciting 80s sci-fi and witty romantic action-adventures, but could it have guessed what I liked most about SHOWGIRLS?

Nomi's nails of course.

sick nails

about to kick the shit out of a rapist

just painted my nails a la Ann

about to eat the shit out of a huarache

...please forgive the stuffed giraffe glamour shot

been thinking a lot about grooming and feminism lately. this nail polish is called "what's a tire jack?"