*****SHOWTIME*****

netflix knows I love exciting 80s sci-fi and witty romantic action-adventures, but could it have guessed what I liked most about SHOWGIRLS?

Nomi's nails of course.

sick nails

about to kick the shit out of a rapist

just painted my nails a la Ann

about to eat the shit out of a huarache

...please forgive the stuffed giraffe glamour shot

been thinking a lot about grooming and feminism lately. this nail polish is called "what's a tire jack?"

IN THIS CLUB

fucking vevo...but the sentiment remains

o0o0o-WASH WASH-o0o0o

almost done washin

BAD LOVE/NO SCRUBS

in honor of valentine's day I'm dropping the little illustrated essay collection I did in Rosendale:

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 AND MAYBE I SAY YES TO BAD LOVE BUT I SAY NO TO SCRUBS:

TOO MANY BOOS

"Of course you're the only one I love!"

esquire 1959

FRIENDS OF MINE

missing u, writer boys

click to read a tale of bubbles and bankruptcy...