LT GEORDI LAFORGE

PORTRAIT OF LOVEY

2011-11-03T14:22:00.001-04:00

for nora
and for lovey who was gross.

I'M BOSSY?

2011-09-26T21:07:00.000-04:00

special thx to Sims 2 and youtube user Yw2006

STRANGE LIGHTS

2011-08-05T20:58:00.003-04:00

UFO SPOTTED OVER MY ROOFTOP IN BROOKLYN.

looked like the Mach 5 if the Mach 5 was a spaceship....

JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF

2011-07-31T10:36:00.001-04:00

MEMORIES

2011-07-30T10:42:00.000-04:00

wiley doesn't read geordi, thk g-d.

2011-07-27T20:34:00.003-04:00

hot heat//angel child//orange lapels//geordi laforge

SUMMERTIME

2011-06-26T19:58:00.000-04:00

BARE

2011-06-22T11:15:00.000-04:00

GONE FROM ME

2011-06-19T18:38:00.003-04:00

BACHELORETTES

2011-06-18T19:30:00.000-04:00

2011-05-23T13:11:00.001-04:00

SUMMER GOALS?

2011-04-21T12:39:00.001-04:00

I WISH THAT YOU WERE WITH ME SITTING IN MY BIG WHITE CHAIR

2011-04-19T23:42:00.000-04:00

S.W.A.K.

2011-04-06T22:45:00.002-04:00

"from nike"

PLEASE STOP BITING ME IN THE NITE

2011-04-06T19:44:00.006-04:00

it's not even summer yet!

OH DEAR

2011-04-01T16:46:00.000-04:00

GOODBYE

2011-03-23T18:29:00.000-04:00

WANT SUMMER

2011-03-03T11:47:00.002-05:00

"Oh, boy--what I wouldn't give to see her in an evening gown!"

got some skeeter bites today and it made me ^^^

(update: fuk these 'squitos)

SHOWTIME

2011-02-21T21:15:00.004-05:00

netflix knows I love exciting 80s sci-fi and witty romantic action-adventures, but could it have guessed what I liked most about SHOWGIRLS?

Nomi's nails of course.

sick nails

about to kick the shit out of a rapist

just painted my nails a la Ann

about to eat the shit out of a huarache

...please forgive the stuffed giraffe glamour shot

been thinking a lot about grooming and feminism lately. this nail polish is called "what's a tire jack?"

IN THIS CLUB

2011-02-21T09:54:00.003-05:00

fucking vevo...but the sentiment remains

o0o0o-WASH WASH-o0o0o

2011-02-18T13:33:00.002-05:00

almost done washin

BAD LOVE/NO SCRUBS

2011-02-14T17:00:00.000-05:00

in honor of valentine's day I'm dropping the little illustrated essay collection I did in Rosendale:

(click)

AND MAYBE I SAY YES TO BAD LOVE BUT I SAY NO TO SCRUBS:

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TOO MANY BOOS

2011-02-11T21:12:00.001-05:00


"Of course you're the only one I love!"

esquire 1959

FRIENDS OF MINE

2011-02-10T15:25:00.001-05:00

missing u, writer boys

2011-02-06T17:28:00.006-05:00

click to read a tale of bubbles and bankruptcy...

2011-02-04T21:59:00.001-05:00

2011-01-22T18:19:00.002-05:00

small things of paul's #2: vehicles

SOUL SCHOOL

2011-01-17T11:23:00.002-05:00

~~DROP DEAD M.F.~

2011-01-06T10:58:00.015-05:00

small things of paul's #1: hoodoo oils from memphis tennessee.

click for big

okokokok

2010-12-22T14:03:00.001-05:00

WANT YOU WIT ME

2010-12-15T00:44:00.001-05:00

teepee by nora

from HOW TO TELL THE BIRDS FROM THE FLOWERS AND OTHERS

2010-12-07T17:13:00.001-05:00

Robert Williams Wood 1917

GLORIE DAZE

2010-12-02T01:32:00.000-05:00

OH YOU WOULD--WOULD YOU?

2010-11-29T18:52:00.003-05:00

SO EXCITED FOR

2010-11-24T11:10:00.000-05:00

ESQUIRE 1957

2010-11-23T15:42:00.002-05:00

maybe I will keep sneaking food pictures inbetween weird esquire cartoons. what do you think?

Geordi

UNCOMFORTABLE W/ LUV

2010-11-16T14:15:00.001-05:00

PEEWEE @ WWE

2010-11-09T13:53:00.000-05:00

2010-10-28T16:16:00.000-04:00

BEST PICKLES SO FAR

2010-10-28T11:48:00.003-04:00

Now that it's fall I'm using all my leftover replicator rations from my long, hot summer in the Delta Quadrant. Recently I been baking and pickling like crazy.

brought these puppies home from the Grand Army Plaza farmers market--where cute boys w/ leafy greens are everywhere

so spicy and good! They only need three days to pickle.

love,
Geordi

THE EARLIEST WONDER WOMAN

2010-10-22T12:30:00.001-04:00

(read more here)

(and don't forget to click these puppies to see them larger)

DO YOU SEE NOW WHERE I COME FROM

2010-10-22T01:02:00.003-04:00

Geordi LaForge

TIGHTER

2010-10-19T09:16:00.002-04:00

not Smokey's greatest performance (that would be the smoke gets in your eyes performance with all the crane shots), but the only live version of this song I could find!

enjoy
Geordi

2010-10-18T00:07:00.000-04:00

cindy as garden snail

HAVE TO RIPEN IN A CERTAIN WAY

2010-10-17T22:19:00.006-04:00

made some banana pudding today. the meringue is hiding all the layers, But trust me there are nillas in there.

ALL THE DOWNTOWN LADIES CALL HIM TREETOP LOVER

2010-10-10T16:33:00.000-04:00

2010-10-03T19:36:00.000-04:00

"cindy as camel"

by Geordi LaForge

2010-10-02T11:55:00.001-04:00

for wiley who sings labor songs in the shower.

GEORDI

SOMETHING GOOD SEPTEMBER?

2010-09-28T18:56:00.003-04:00

GET WELL, JO

2010-09-28T13:20:00.000-04:00

fever of 104? fuck that noise!

love,
Geordi

2010-09-26T12:34:00.002-04:00

"~~cindy as chicken~~"
"cindy as rooster"

Geordi LaForge

DAMN, CHAKA KHAN

2010-09-22T20:41:00.001-04:00

2010-09-21T22:04:00.002-04:00

from nora ages ago---and look it's chicago!

BROOKLYN/BOSTON/BALTIMORE/BELFAST

2010-09-21T03:32:00.001-04:00

GOODBYE SUMMER [BUTTS AND BELLIES]

2010-09-14T18:39:00.002-04:00

2010-09-09T23:43:00.004-04:00

(finally have a scanner!)

a video from the other side of week long intensive puppet training

2010-08-11T13:23:00.002-04:00

courtesy of nora

"here are some sexy celebrity mugshots...you're welcome"

2010-07-22T00:12:00.005-04:00

"Of course the lindsay lohan debacle prompted this search. Meanwhile, I don't care what al pacino did, it was worth it for that pic.

kisses"

A GUEST POST BY NIKE NIVAR.

OH ORPHIC ME

2010-07-14T14:47:00.003-04:00

here's a little narrative blog I did a few months ago. It's the story of Orpheus and Eurydice in appropriated photos, video, and songs.

Oh, Orphic Me

HARVEY PEKAR DEAD IN CLEVELAND AT 70

2010-07-12T21:19:00.002-04:00

on finding two other Harvey Pekars in the phonebook (click to make larger):

Goodbye, Harvey.

2010-07-08T00:03:00.003-04:00

If you like prezi you will like this scale of the universe thing.

My recommendation: Start small and go big.

Geordi

OH HAPPY DAY

2010-07-05T18:50:00.000-04:00

a word from cher

2010-07-02T17:37:00.002-04:00

geordi here to flood you with images of Zelda Fitzgerald

2010-06-06T00:59:00.000-04:00

2010-06-01T13:49:00.001-04:00

future theme song of the WCF/HSSG/OC summertime of beautiful acronyms.

love
geordi

2010-05-28T17:28:00.000-04:00

THE SEXIEST GRADUATION SONG

2010-05-20T11:59:00.004-04:00

love love love love love
Geordi

2010-05-17T10:43:00.001-04:00

2010-05-01T17:38:00.000-04:00

2010-04-29T10:29:00.000-04:00

2010-04-28T10:05:00.001-04:00

2010-04-27T14:09:00.000-04:00

2010-04-26T01:53:00.002-04:00

2010-04-25T22:33:00.001-04:00

2010-03-30T14:08:00.003-04:00

"I've been falling in love since I was only five, but I've been a fool about it since I was eleven."

From the first ever generation of teenagers, Frankie Lymon age 13.

love,
Geordi

I'M BACK, FRIENDS.

2010-03-30T11:05:00.000-04:00

my week long vacation from my star fleet duties has ended, I promise.

and here is some big exciting news:

The University of Geneva reports that we may have underestimated the number of galaxies in the Universe BY 90 %!!!

(read more here)

How crazy is that? That is BILLIONS more stars. BILLIONS.

more good stuff soon.
Geordi

YES FOOL, YES

2010-03-21T17:05:00.002-04:00

DONEZO.

TROUBLE SOON BE OVER

2010-03-16T16:23:00.003-04:00

recorded in 1927.

DOWN, THESIS

2010-03-09T16:33:00.001-05:00

KEEPING THE FAITH.

2010-03-08T00:49:00.000-05:00

"even those who carved those strange flat-handed creatures on the Temple of Ramses must have dreamed of New Orleans by moonlight."

SINSPIRE ME PLEASE.

love,
Geordi

mammoth bones all over siberia

2010-03-02T13:36:00.005-05:00

(man v. mammoth)

"mamontit--to mammoth, to go out in search of bones."

"Every find gives you a huge joy. It's a gift from nature, from the arctic, from fate."

(mammoth v. man)

more on mammoth bones here.

may your mamontitting bring you huge joy.
love,
Geordi

ME AND MY THESIS:

2010-02-28T12:42:00.004-05:00

NOT TAME YET.

WHAT IS A BEAUTIFUL COLORIMETER?

2010-02-23T22:05:00.006-05:00

naw, it's this.

still great though.

from,
Geordi

2010-02-19T16:35:00.010-05:00

lola your hips!

love,
Geordi

2010-02-16T13:16:00.003-05:00

Gorgeous Brando, gorgeous cat.

Geordi LaForge.

from the Fetish Alliance's guide to chat room abbreviations

2010-02-13T01:18:00.002-05:00

YKINMK>>Your Kink is Not My Kink
YKINOK>>Your Kink is Not OK
YKIOK, IJNMK>>Your Kink is OK, it's Just Not My Kink

plenty more gems here.

your friend,
Geordi LaForge

"GO-GO VERSION"

2010-02-11T10:09:00.001-05:00

If the right one don't get you then the left one will.

some sea mammals

2010-02-08T14:15:00.001-05:00

"Carl and I were like two euphoric, ecstatic sea mammals moving through oceans at great speeds without having to worry about impediments or dangers, without having to use turn signals to alert the other to a change in direction."
--Ann Druyan on Carl Sagan

brand new baby beluga born at the Shedd!

2010-02-05T11:00:00.002-05:00

bath envy.

love,
Geordi

3 quotes from the Encyclopaedia Acephalia: Crustaceans

2010-02-03T23:32:00.003-05:00

"My lobster is a gentle animal, affable and clean, and he is at least familiar with the wonders of the deeps!"

"A painter friend of mine said one day that if a grasshopper were the size of a lion it would be the most beautiful animal in the world. How true that would be of a giant crayfish, a crab enormous as a house, and a shrimp as tall as a tree! Crustaceans, fabulous creatures that amaze children playing on beaches, submarine vampires nourished on corpses and refuse. Heavy and light, ironic and grotesque, animals of silence and of weight."

"Crustaceans are boiled alive to conserve the succulence of their flesh."

Can't get enough. Read the entire entry here.

your friend,
Geordi LaForge

OUTER SPACE, YOU THRILL AND THRILL ME

2010-02-03T13:07:00.001-05:00

sputnik I, 1957

Geordi LaForge

2010-02-01T14:04:00.003-05:00

speaking of favorite boyfriends:

love Geordi

2010-02-01T02:43:00.002-05:00

favorite boyfriend.

Geordi LaForge

Higbees

2010-01-29T12:55:00.004-05:00

Higbee's Department store was a fixture in Cleveland from its opening in 1860 until it was eventually sold to Dillards in the 1980s.

window display, 1955

world series champs aprons, 1948

Higbee's at christmas, 1963

the children's book reading room, 1937

oh Cleveland.

Geordi LaForge

2010-01-29T12:41:00.002-05:00

It's been a busy week in the life of this engineer--first there was a near warp core breach, then the replicators in 10 forward were malfunctioning...but now it's the weekend and that means CHER TIME.

love
Geordi

2010-01-22T01:58:00.002-05:00

crawdaddy sinspiration:

love
Geordi

2010-01-20T20:32:00.002-05:00

a hodge-podge of some good things. thank you internet!

kitten and bird friends

had to save Dolphin Wedding for last.

Geordi

2010-01-18T13:42:00.003-05:00

all you cool kids have probably already heard of Prisencolinensinainciusol, but it is new to me! Apparently this italian pop star wanted to write a song that sounded like english but was actually gibberish...

OLL RAIGTH
Geordi

THESIS TIME: SINSPIRATION

2010-01-15T11:08:00.005-05:00

from out of nowhere Feleena has found me

2010-01-12T18:44:00.008-05:00

I been trying to remember this song that I always used to hear on the radio before school in the morning. "El Paso" by Marty Robbins. So wonderful. Listen to those boys harmonize.

But even better: I discovered that Marty wrote a sequel and a prequel to El Paso!

"Feleena" tells the story of how Feleena ended up in El Paso:

And later, El Paso City, is about a man flying over El Paso and recalling hearing the original.

western ballads. I am dying.

Geordi

LT GEORDI LAFORGE

PORTRAIT OF LOVEY

I'M BOSSY?

STRANGE LIGHTS

JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF

MEMORIES

SUMMERTIME

BARE

GONE FROM ME

BACHELORETTES

SUMMER GOALS?

I WISH THAT YOU WERE WITH ME SITTING IN MY BIG WHITE CHAIR

S.W.A.K.

PLEASE STOP BITING ME IN THE NITE

OH DEAR

GOODBYE

WANT SUMMER

*****SHOWTIME*****

IN THIS CLUB

o0o0o-WASH WASH-o0o0o

BAD LOVE/NO SCRUBS

TOO MANY BOOS

FRIENDS OF MINE

SOUL SCHOOL

~~~~~~~~~~DROP DEAD M.F.~~~~~~~~~

okokokok

WANT YOU WIT ME

from HOW TO TELL THE BIRDS FROM THE FLOWERS AND OTHERS

GLORIE DAZE

OH YOU WOULD--WOULD YOU?

SO EXCITED FOR

ESQUIRE 1957

UNCOMFORTABLE W/ LUV

PEEWEE @ WWE

BEST PICKLES SO FAR

THE EARLIEST WONDER WOMAN

DO YOU SEE NOW WHERE I COME FROM

TIGHTER

HAVE TO RIPEN IN A CERTAIN WAY

ALL THE DOWNTOWN LADIES CALL HIM TREETOP LOVER

SOMETHING GOOD SEPTEMBER?

GET WELL, JO

DAMN, CHAKA KHAN

BROOKLYN/BOSTON/BALTIMORE/BELFAST

GOODBYE SUMMER [BUTTS AND BELLIES]

a video from the other side of week long intensive puppet training

"here are some sexy celebrity mugshots...you're welcome"

OH ORPHIC ME

HARVEY PEKAR DEAD IN CLEVELAND AT 70

OH HAPPY DAY

a word from cher

geordi here to flood you with images of Zelda Fitzgerald

THE SEXIEST GRADUATION SONG

I'M BACK, FRIENDS.

YES FOOL, YES

TROUBLE SOON BE OVER

DOWN, THESIS

mammoth bones all over siberia

ME AND MY THESIS:

WHAT IS A BEAUTIFUL COLORIMETER?

from the Fetish Alliance's guide to chat room abbreviations

"GO-GO VERSION"

some sea mammals

3 quotes from the Encyclopaedia Acephalia: Crustaceans

OUTER SPACE, YOU THRILL AND THRILL ME

Higbees

THESIS TIME: SINSPIRATION

from out of nowhere Feleena has found me

SHOWTIME

~~DROP DEAD M.F.~